Betty Crocken

When one shoves cake in a partners butt, and eats it out in a sexual manner.

Last night we got so FWEAKY, we were Betty Crocken. I’m so full.

by Andres Tamales September 6, 2025

stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.

The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.

by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017

Rump in Crock

Rump in Crock: This is a group activity where every participant deficates in a warm ceramic pot. Once that step is complete, each person takes turns dipping their bottom end into the pot. Step three is to....Sniff your partners rump and take a guess at who’s poop occupies the majority of your partners rump.... the person who guesses correctly gets to eat the rest of the crock

“Hey guys, Matt wants to play Rump in Crock because he missed out last time. He brought his own Crock and he’s ready to get rumped!

by Rump lover May 5, 2018