Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

by Major T. April 17, 2019

e-crisis

existential online crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"

by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

by simpnation January 5, 2020

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response

Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?

by Vxmpire May 8, 2020