armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017

Master-Crafter

Somebody Who is...like, cool at Minecraft, and is the boss...like THE boss at Minecraft

Brennen is a master-crafter man!

by Brenthom227 May 3, 2018

a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

Minecraft Crafting Table

Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes

I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD

by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

cracker crafted

Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.

Well, that looks nigger rigged but we're white. It must be cracker crafted!

by DissociativeK December 30, 2022

connectedphotography_crafts

The most amazing human being in the entire world that produces the best pottery.

There's this girl called connectedphotography_crafts have you see her work? Oh you mean Char yeah shes the best and in love with her soul

by CollIsTheBest March 17, 2023