brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.

James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"

by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018

Piggy Chops

Something you say repitively to annoy your wife. Sometimes singing it or screeching it in a high pitch voice.

Piggy chops, piggy chops, piggy chops

by Colesoul August 5, 2018

Growler Chops

When a lady has decided to let her bikini line grow more rural than might otherwise be recommended or desired, she could be said possess ‘growler chops’.

“Steph did not want a repeat of last year’s holiday when she was confused for a swimming chihuahua, so she made the wise move of shaving off her growler chops.”

by Finnus Maximus September 10, 2018

Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

by TOL92 November 27, 2018

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018