Clowning

to insert your testicles into a woman's anus, while at the same time inserting your penis into her vagina; normally occurs with several men of any race standing around

"aww yea clown that bitch"
"nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy"
"yeah, you clowning that bitch"

by Sohnn August 14, 2015

Clown rap

A genre of music, like gangsta rap, where people put on clown masks and rap about shooting up schools, hating homosexuals, or killing people any more popular, successful, or happier than they are. Popular amongst white-trash, redneck goths, the main audience generally hangs out around southern, lower-class suburban malls. Insane Clown Posse is sort of like the Elvis or Jimi Hendrix of this music.

Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 1- "This music kicks ass! I hate homosexuals, people who don't smell like shit and popular kids! I just want to shoot them all, just like these clowns!"
Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 2- That's what clown rap is all about!

by Stinko "Moist Hole" Donnie September 4, 2009

emo clown

someone who is emo and wears ALOT of eyeliner

that emo clown would looks like a racoon she/he wears so much eyeliner

by crazymusicdudette January 1, 2009

clown tsunami

a clown tsunami(otherwise known as 🌊🤡) is a group of girls who create drama out of thin air, spread random rumors, and try and ruin other people’s lives. They often act as the victims.

“those two girls tori and liz are psycho.”
“i think you mean the clown tsunami!”

by imthatbitch February 16, 2020

Clown energy

A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.

'Did you hear, Trump said that the moon is part of mars.'
'He has such clown energy.'

by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022

clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009

Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.

"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"

by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012