Santa Claus complex

Someone that tries to treat a female special to make himself look wonderful, when really he's a monster beneath the surface.

That guy with the Santa Claus complex has a gift for you, he's not even trying to hide it. He is arrogant and aloof about his Santa Claus complex.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

Claude

The jacket worn by Claude Greengrass from Heartbeat

He donned the Claude as he left the house.

by 1cannockman September 15, 2005

santa claus

Big fat dressed up red guy. The american rip-off from the dutch 'sinterklaas'. He has been used by coca cola to market their product and now is one of the most important icons around christmas time. He is fat because he is set to american standards. Santa claus is sometimes refered to as Santa or the man who brings presents on christmas eve. Santa is believed to live on the north pole, but seen his enormous profits and exploitation of little people his second home is believed to be in india.

> Who's the fat guy exploiting those reindeers and little helpers?
< That's Santa Clause

by BadgerX October 26, 2005

Cause I'm Swag like that

The number one reason and/or excuse for any situation. Also highly effective in college applications.

Them: "You just let three pigs loose in the school! How the hell were you able to get away with that?"

You: Cause I'm swag like that

--or--

Them: "Why should we accept you into our university?"

you: "Cause I'm swag like that"

by Javalin597 July 25, 2011

Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. A term for a femanine secular Jewish Santa Claus-like character used to introduce humor an as an attempt to include all children in seasonal festivities. An Amereican Jewish magical gift giving character. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol, Author unknown

by Joy Cuddles September 17, 2008

probable cause

The "law" that allows cops to unjustly arrest minorities in America.

Cop: Look! there's a black guy sitting in the park! Probable cause says must be a drug dealer.

Black guy: gets arrested

by bambino123 September 24, 2011

Claude hammercy

The ghetto version of saying lord have mercy and feeling safe about entering Jehovas Kingdom

Turline: Last night I was fucking my boyfriend, Otis and he was tearing my pussy up and I screamed CLAUDE HAMMERCY!

by Herro preese June 27, 2015