by Alex Kats May 24, 2005
Get the chris cornellmug. total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.
by school girlll July 6, 2010
Get the Chris Adamsmug. by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009
Get the Chris Hansenmug. by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Chris Cornellmug. by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Chrismug. man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
Get the Chris Straitsmug. chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022
Get the chris stuckmannmug.