by Alex Kats May 24, 2005
Get the chris cornellmug. total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.
by school girlll July 6, 2010
Get the Chris Adamsmug. by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009
Get the Chris Hansenmug. Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.
by D.S.C.11 May 30, 2011
Get the Chef Chrismug. he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax
by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019
Get the Chris Cookmug. man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
Get the Chris Straitsmug. a chillin' ass pothead kid who is most frequently associated with people at the skatepark... if the sun is not too bright for his delicate white freckled skin.
Yo , dude-man , I wass chillin with Chris Gingerjew yesterday." :wwooord" :yeah bro. We smokeda fattttty
by captain deepthroat December 30, 2010
Get the Chris Gingerjewmug.