Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

Whipped Cream

a boy puts whipped cream on a girls leg and then licks it off, or vice versa

Hey Anna, tomorrow, you, me, whipped cream.

by AnnoymousPeinguin May 31, 2010

cream

one of many heavy psychedelic rock band sof the 1960s, members included eric clapton, jack bruce, and ginger baker, noted for classic tracks such as 'White Room', 'Strange Brew', 'SWABLAR', and 'Toad' after creams break up clapton went on to pursue an extremely successful solo career which is still going today.

Disraeli Gears is the best Cream album of all. Then its Fresh Cream.

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

Ice Cream Social

A planned ice cream serving social event, such as a party, where ice cream Is served.

would you Like to come to my ice cream social on Saturday?

by PieM0nk October 21, 2010

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010

Cherry Cream Pie

latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010