Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 24, 2005

Chode

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

by Teniss April 21, 2007

chode

a nasty short fat dick! or just a cool word to call people

"god damn get ur chode outta here"

by §hàn August 15, 2004

Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 8, 2004

chobber

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot August 1, 2010