Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.

My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.

by Iammarmar July 14, 2017

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.

"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."

by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021

Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

by Sxm06m October 22, 2020