Carrot

The most brutal insult of all insults to a bro who's messed up

bro:so what happened after you bought her a drink?
me: so she turned out to be a lesbian
bro:YOU FUCKING CARROT!!

by anonymous November 1, 2022

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge

by Sean Collins December 6, 2021

harut the carrot

if you resd harut the carrot like (hairuht the cairuht it sounds funny

“harut the carrot went to the store”

by anonymous December 8, 2021

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 20, 2022

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022