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Girls who eat carrots

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”
by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025
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Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.
by pas6969 October 3, 2017
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Meat carrot

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.
by Smordwith May 27, 2023
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Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.
by MD Quak March 1, 2017
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carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat
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by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020
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Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.
Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025
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Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best
Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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