Clown rap

A genre of music, like gangsta rap, where people put on clown masks and rap about shooting up schools, hating homosexuals, or killing people any more popular, successful, or happier than they are. Popular amongst white-trash, redneck goths, the main audience generally hangs out around southern, lower-class suburban malls. Insane Clown Posse is sort of like the Elvis or Jimi Hendrix of this music.

Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 1- "This music kicks ass! I hate homosexuals, people who don't smell like shit and popular kids! I just want to shoot them all, just like these clowns!"
Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 2- That's what clown rap is all about!

by Stinko "Moist Hole" Donnie September 4, 2009

emo clown

someone who is emo and wears ALOT of eyeliner

that emo clown would looks like a racoon she/he wears so much eyeliner

by crazymusicdudette January 1, 2009

clown hands

An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.

Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

Clown Racer

Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.

Mary-Kate, the original Clown Racer.

by LPTV June 12, 2008

clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009

clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 2, 2014

Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015