Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025

Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.

Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.

by 28getalife April 10, 2025

Gurgler burglar

The name for a thief that stole a highly resonated crack pipe

Somehow the gurgler burglar got away with my pipe.

by Smooth dick Arnold March 19, 2026

Turd burglar

When my dog sniffs the yard for rabbit poops...and eats them.

"Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭

by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

by bitchuck August 22, 2025

The Bugara-Bugara

Legends say that she resides within all of us, but make sure to respect her. Without her, you will be followed throughout time. If you are afraid, you will die. If you don’t die well, just in luck, the dark angel himself will save you from hell and take you to where you belong so let her do her job and you should fine.

Omg have you heard of The Bugara-Bugara?
She has a dark angel from heaven to help her at times from time to take back what was God’s work not The Bugara-Bugara

by Angel G.G. September 20, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025