Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

bone smuggler

someone who likes recieving anal sex, not necessarily a homosexual, but more often than not!

Take a rest and relax, you fuckin' bone smuggler!

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 12, 2003

bone smoker

Someone who is actually addicted to sucking dick.

She is such a bone smoker. I can't tell what she loves more, cigarettes, or penis in the mouth.

by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

bone yodeller

A girl who feels the need to speak while giving a blow job, usually saying something like ' I am not that kind of gir-argh'.

This chick was a complete bone yodeller, she would not shut up the entire time she was sucking my cock!

by Anyone N. General January 7, 2008

bone booster

When you leave your computer on and leave work early

4pm comes around and then you bone boost. lets bone booster

by danieleighter February 25, 2009

bone hole

a word generally slang for vagina, but can be any hole on someone a dick can go in.

your average lady has 7 bone holes. a vagina, an ass whole, a mouth, two ears, and two nostrils. the last two are for those with smaller dicks, because anything wider than about 1/4 of an inch won't fit.

it is also possible for a bone hole to be an abnormal hole in the body, such as a hole in the neck that smokers get from throat cancer.

if a dick will fit, its a bone hole.

generally, bone holes are only referring to the holes dicks most often penetrate,

Your dick is so small you can use all 7 bone holes.

by J-Birdd March 21, 2009