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The fundemental difference between being a biker and owning a motorbike is that the first has some stories to tell. The second has a surogate penis.
A Biker belives any bike is good.
by somethingorother July 30, 2003
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Dundee Bikers Forum

Established in a 2003, the Dundee Bikers Forum is one of the most popular and active web-based discussion facilities for those on the Scottish East Coast interested in any aspect of motorcycling.

There are weekly runs through surrounding counties lasting a few hours whilst members also frequently organise trips that can be day or weekend-long.

A democratic, fair and thoughtful leadership may work for some organisations but not the DBF.

Ruled by an Admin with the people-skills of a chainsaw, the DBF management is aided by three Moderators:

* One who is rarely seen or heard.

* One who has never been seen or heard.

* One who gleefully mis-uses his authority at every opportunity.

With a current membership of around 2000 (allegedly) an a collective IQ of around 12, the DBF welcomes bikers of all ages, styles, genders and abilities. The discussion are wide-ranging - from the irreverant to the irrelevant by way of the incomprehensible BUT if you need a buddy for a run, technical assistance, hands-on help or some general biking advice, this is the place to come.

And if you're completely new to the world of biking, just leave your preconceptions at the door (along with your dignity) and come on in.

If you live anywhere near Dundee and you've got a bike, the DBF's for you.
The Dundee Bikers Forum is a forum.

Based in Dundee, Scotland.

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by Horned One August 27, 2009
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blakelock bikers

a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"
blakelock bikers
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
by big meetch November 17, 2010
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Biker curious

As seen on South Park, it is a word used to describe a person who is thinking about buying a Harley Davidson. (also see fag)
dad: im thinking about getting a harley.
son: wow dad, youre biker curious
by CA-MACHO October 12, 2011
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biker whore

A female that hangs out with and frequently gets passed around between men with motorcycles. Usually being traded out for beer or drugs.
I traded my biker whore, Wendy for some skunk weed.
by KickingClown January 13, 2008
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Fair Weather Biker

A person that has a motorcycle and rides it only when he knows,absolutely,that the weather is going to be perfect.
"Danny won't be riding today because it's too cool and cloudy" " You know he's just a punk ass fair weather biker"
by Mystifye May 17, 2010
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bikeeya

In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.
Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."

Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."

Dude 2: "Word."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
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