nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

by johnbob06 December 7, 2007

Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.

Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.

by Noahakmen November 16, 2009

Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

Paper bed bitch

When you have to cover the whole body to have sex with them then throw the whole bitch away.

Karen is such a paper bed bitch I had to throw the bed away.

by 34goto February 22, 2020

Quick dub before bed

Getting a win on Fortnite after 6:00 pm

Ay yo Jayden, let's get a quick dub before bed.

by NightBijon June 14, 2018

smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019

Race Car Bed

A Race Car Bed is the coolest, most radical bed ever. If you have one of these i fw you.

Damn you have a race car bed? you're super cool

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020