Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf April 5, 2012

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Texas Gift Basket

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.

Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket

by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011

Stank Basket

An especially odoriferous vagina.

One whiff of that old stank basket on her and my dick and balls were sent packing.

by Penny Traeshun December 1, 2011

squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.

You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!

by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021