Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

golden barrel

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel

She’s super freaky, she wanted me to give her the golden barrel.

by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019