Inbred Bacon

A big-eared albino inbred of Canadian descent, usually found in all parts of Wisconsin.

inbred bacon

by Peruano12 November 21, 2009

Bacon Sex

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.

Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!

by immatotalBAB September 22, 2011

Bacon Briefs

Men's underwear that have been overused that the garters have loosened and have the appearance of bacon strips.

Your old man's wearing those bacon briefs again.

by maicster February 16, 2010

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 October 25, 2007

Chest Bacon

n. a woman's breasts.
Chest = Boobs = Fat = Bacon = CHEST BACON

Ma'am, you have lovely chest bacon today.
May I have a taste of your chest bacon?

by darkerthought7 December 07, 2009

sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

by Gnome February 05, 2005

bacon dodger

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?

"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"

by Taff Roberts July 31, 2006