Babies day

When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.

Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.

by Pooooooonbrrrick December 6, 2021

Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.

Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby

by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009

Sweat Babies

Sweat Babies are the beads of sweat that form when two individuals are close enough that their skin is touching in a warm environment. When separating from each other the skin often has the sensation of peeling off from one another and is often left with moisture where the contact had been and the sweat babies had formed.

When riding in seats much too close together, in a jam packed bus in 100 degree weather, my thighs are always making sweat babies with the friends sitting next too me. :)

by lflores754 November 13, 2009

Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011

Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

That newborn is such a marsupial baby.

by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

Silver baby

A baby who goes to silver diner too much or was birthed there.

That silver baby loves milkshakes.

by Quinn Frankenstein February 14, 2018