Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

Gold Attack

When you flex on someone with gold jewelry. Also the name of Dj Tasos’s album “Gold Attack”

John gold attacked Buu with his gold

by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

japan attack

When a girl starts her period.

Karen, do you have any tampons , Japan attacked me.

by Heyyyitsalyy May 15, 2018

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020