Armchair Athlete

someone who watches sports like the olympics and when their favourite sports team or sportsman / woman loses they yell obscenities at their TV in a vain attempt to say they they could have done better than them

"usless bl**dy stupid @#$%&, how could you lose like that"?

be quiet Bob - you're such an armchair athlete!

by Dyna Bolter July 26, 2012

App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

Technology Atheist

People that don't believe certain technologies exist.

This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.

by TrickPlz December 10, 2014

bandwagon athlete

An athlete whose team is liked only because he plays on it. They are liked by fans wherever they go. These fans only like the player, not the team. (i.e. somebody turned into a Miami Heat fan when LeBron left Clevelend and hated the Cavaliers, but then was a Clevelend fan once again when LeBron returned).

LeBron is a bandwagon athlete.

by The Truth_01 April 28, 2016

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

overtrained athlete syndrome

Overtrained Athlete Syndrome (OAS) is a syndrome pretty much made up by Houston Texan linebacker Brian Cushing to explain his 4 game suspension to begin his 2nd season. Cushing was flagged as having human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) in his system after he won the 2009 The Associated Press Defensive Rookie of the Year award. The problem is that hCG only appears in pregnant women and males with cancer. Cushing is neither a pregnant female nor has he had cancer. Therefore, Cushing made up a syndrome that no doctor or medical professional had ever heard of to explain having hCG in his system. Perhaps coincidentally, he never made a Pro Bowl after his rookie season.

"Everything points to that overtrained athlete syndrome,'' Cushing said.

by Situation Hot July 11, 2017

Spiritual Atheism

The belief in an afterlife but not a God or Gods.

Believing in some afterlife does not exclude you from being an atheist. Spiritual atheism is possible (for example, Buddhists believe in an afterlife but not a God).

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019