Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Car Bunny

The simple definition of a car bunny is a chick that hangs around the car scene and jumps from guy to guy in the car groups. They become demoralized and fall into being the laughingstock as well as being labeled as a hoe.

Guy one: hey look, it's Sandy
Guy two: who's she with now? She came with Jim last week, Tyler the week before, Austin the week before that...and now this guy?
Guy one: bet she's screwing them all. Fucking car bunny.

by Not_a_subieloser September 29, 2019

Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021

swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.

“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
“Yeah dude, that was crazy”

by Swappingcars May 17, 2023

cars mcqueef

Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet

Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.

by avasays July 31, 2017

Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together

You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?

by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021

Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019