NOUN
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
Get the Amber Curse mug.ADJECTIVE
A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
Examples:
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
Get the amberturded mug.Related Words
ambersirlgf
• amberskarl
• ambers_partner
• ambersawred
• Ambersex
• ambersexual
• ambershawn
• Ambersley
• Ambersplain
• Amberssweets
When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.
by dketb May 11, 2022
Get the Amber Alert mug.Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.
Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?
Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe
Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe
by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022
Get the Amber alert mug.Sorry fam but we'll have to put a raincheck on that shit bc I'm in an Amberlance rn. Yeah-yeah you told me so but get off my back will ya?
by May 14, 2022
Get the Amberlance mug.An abusive, user of a person. Might shit the bed. Very bad actor but people will believe they're innocent in most situations.
"Did you hear how Amber abused Johnny?"
"No, because men can't be abused by women. Just because I slap or punch my boyfriend when he's pissing me off, it doesn't make me abusive, I'm a girl! He's a guy! He can handle it!"
"You're such an Amber."
"No, because men can't be abused by women. Just because I slap or punch my boyfriend when he's pissing me off, it doesn't make me abusive, I'm a girl! He's a guy! He can handle it!"
"You're such an Amber."
by You're such an Amber May 20, 2022
Get the Amber mug.a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.
She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.
by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022
Get the Amber Alert mug.