i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 19, 2023

Stupid useless son of a bitch

Mark is a Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch

by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024

stay in a bitch place

When a girl is talking out of line, you put her back in her place by smacking some sense into her and telling her to “stay in a bitch place!”

Brad: And then dude, Corey passed the ball to the wrong person, cause us to lose the game.

Brad’s girl: Wow, that’s such a dumb move.

Brad: *Smacks some sense into her* SHUT UP WHORE! I wasn’t talking to you, stay in a bitch place!

by Jxrdn November 13, 2023

Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.

"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."

by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024

Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024

Crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch a second ago.

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025