The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

windel toe

Camel toe caused by the wind blowing a woman's dress tightly against her body.

That windel toe goes great with your outfit.

by germexican July 4, 2012

cadaver toes

When you or someone has feet that are so cold and pale, their feet could be part of a cadaver. Sometimes emphasized by pale blue nail polish.

Her feet were so cold, she had a mad case of cadaver toes.

by geniuspenny5 September 7, 2013

Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

Taki toes

When you eat takis and the dust gets on your toes

Boyfriend: lets see them toes girl… wait why are your toes red?

Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes

Boyfriend: …Hot

by Sorry, its the truth December 9, 2021

china toe

a toe thats bigger then china

thats a china toe!!

by Tealia December 8, 2020

Toe Gamer

Lover of Moardin's feet and skyfam.

smol_rodent is the only known toe gamer.

by big_lard January 5, 2021