King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Kings hill

A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen

Oi mate. Wanna come down kings hill for a couple of fags

by Bob.666 October 31, 2020

King siraji

A tiktok creator who has never missed.
However on the 9th of February 2021 he let his fans down by censoring his feet

Bill: "Do you like king siraji"
Jim:" Not really, any video where he shows himself he never shows his feet"

by Josh bulling February 12, 2021

Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.

Jim, look at that dab king!

by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016

Doot king

The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.

“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”

by Doot king January 18, 2019