glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 15, 2021

Jeb Job

When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.

I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.

My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.

Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013

tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

Rob The Job

A well-being man who gets shit done.

1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.

2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.

by wearethearchers0 April 27, 2010