Jamie’s bread

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

Bread Head

When oral sex is given to an individual who is currently working.

Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.

Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.

Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.

Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.

by Pastor Robert April 6, 2022

Bread brain

A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.

Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode

by Perrythepomlypomofmuchpomlines June 8, 2011

Bread Dickens

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

by GotchaB April 26, 2021

sticky bread

A game in which participants jack off on to a piece of bread and the last to finish has to eat the cum covered pastry.

Jack: “let’s play sticky bread”
John: “no I always lose”
Jack: “yeah but I don’t”

by Daddy Pitty October 31, 2019

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Heel of the Bread

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.

*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

by Mitch.Swan July 6, 2022