Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.
by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019
Get the Herkimer, New Yorkmug. An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.
"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016
Get the New York Marriagemug. A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.
Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!
by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
Get the Fairytale of New Yorkmug. Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."
Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?
New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?
New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
by hustletoast September 20, 2021
Get the New York Showermug. A way to tell your friend from Oakville that they aren't hard because they know some Scarborough slang.
by MrMarkTheNWord April 11, 2019
Get the Alright, North Yorkmug. by Anthony Mooreeee June 9, 2023
Get the Groton New Yorkmug. Town/Village in Upstate NY This was a fun town. Broad Street was the place to hang out after school. MVB was where all the Ichabod kids went to school for grades 3-5 the village was great
Then 2020 and Covid hit
The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.
So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
Then 2020 and Covid hit
The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.
So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
guy: It's saturday, lets go to rothermal and shoot some baskets!!
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
by runningtheapartment April 11, 2021
Get the kinderhook new yorkmug.