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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .
RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night
by Roo-poo August 1, 2023
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Bit the Yogurt

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.
Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".
by Magrifiedmonkey November 7, 2024
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt
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South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
by seachips January 11, 2025
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

Noun, Slur

An insult to chefs and kitchens worldwide. Considered to be one of the worst dishes throughout the food industry. Made by combining spaghetti, and vanilla yogurt. Do not consume under any circumstances.

Recommended actions when encountering a Spaghetti And Yogurt enjoyer:
•Murder
•Torture
•Assimilation
Gose: I love Spaghetti And Yogurt, it is fine dining!
Nikki: *fricking kills gose* sigma sigma 🗿
by WhimsyKu January 21, 2025
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milk and yogurt

very tasty and suitable for lactose intolerant people because these have tons of maltose. milk and yogurt
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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