Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Wobblepop

Means a beer

Am go get a burger and wobblepop

by Mrpothead March 5, 2021

Wobby

The combination of the two words "Jobby" and "Wank", which can both be respectively be searched for their meanings. To masturbate while on the toilet, as well as shitting.

Had a wobby today, my hard cock almost got trapped in the fall of shit as I was about to finish.

by cumeron March 17, 2021

Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.

Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.

by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021

wobbert

Adv. difficult to understand, especially in relation to typos/text shortcuts; confusing

“The message didn’t make any sense, and his explanation was wobbert, too!”

“Bro, turn on spellcheck, that text is completely wobbert!”

by OlgaHam May 17, 2021

wobbalobba

The worst swear in man knowledge. its so offensive that no people ever say it, like, everyday.
The only actual person who said it got into 32 layers above your dimension then died because of the pression of darkness and torture of the endless blank space he was in.

duude, stop being such a wobbalobba and succ on deez.

by KekBoi96024 May 29, 2021