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glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis
Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.
by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024
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Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.
It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!
by crypto creature February 10, 2025
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ice wizard

ice wizard is something/someone very cool. ice wizard is one of the best things ever made. ice wizard is something that everyone loves and cares about. ice wizard hates fire wizard though and will hate you if you like fire wizard
by The Ice Wizard November 21, 2023
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Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020
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Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025
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Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.
That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.
by B 0 B April 9, 2025
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