Wild Spaghetti

When someone is acting different "brand new" or just moving funny after they get something.

Lil Herb (G Herbo) been moving wild spaghetti ever since her got money

by JalenTheGod May 9, 2018

Wieldin'

When a dude got a big dick

Guy 1: Bro, I found my old man's condom stash.
Guy 2: Oh damn.
Guy 1:They were magnums.
Guy 2: Bro, you're dad is wieldin'.

by BuffaloBalls August 27, 2018

wild k

Wild k describes something that is a huge dub, something that is normally unenjoyable. It is used AFTER the word and can also be used without "wild" , meaning "K" after the word also indicates the same definition.

Example#1:
Vika- What's good for links today???
Brenden- I can't chill today, I got work! New schedule k broooo

Example#2:
Anaysa- I'm tired of getting up so early for school...
Denise- FACTS! SCHOOL WILD K

by nocloutgains September 16, 2018

wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables

Dang that’s one wild cucummer

by Dude Red May 24, 2019

wild tamie

Crazy, loud, free-willed, will not back down for anyone, basically wild. You cannot tame her.

Girl 1: what is that I see over yonder?
Girl 2: I think it’s a wild tamie!

by Wild tamie September 24, 2019

Wild Acres

A small community nestled in Dingmans Ferry in Pike County in NEPA. Known to the local residents as Russianville because during the summer all you will see is Russians running around speaking their Russian language and being assholes. Other than that you'll find a bunch of teenagers thinking they are cool and doing drugs together and thinking they are the baddest thing on Earth.

Wild Acres is a horrible place to live man.

by CrackIsWackBois January 5, 2020

wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.

Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.

by E idiots dei March 22, 2020