Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

whack

adjective: of mixed race; specifically white and black as opposed to black and white.

Apollo said, "I'm not bi-racial. I'm whack!"

by PapaRock864 July 13, 2010

Whack

adjective, A white person trying to be black

Brandon is always listening to rap music, he's so whack.

by kewlius October 23, 2017

Whack

A makeshift cutting or stabbing weapon, commonly manufactured clandestinely in a jail or prison using commonly available items or contraband. Also known as a shiv, shank, banger, etc. A term used in the Pennsylvania prisons.

Yo you better go hide that whack somewhere because I heard the CERT team is coming.

I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul

Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks

by M_R8 December 6, 2022

Whack

Intimate female body smell

I wanna smell your whack.

by StrangeDays September 7, 2025

Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.

Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what

by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021

Whack and yack

The act of masturbating so hard that you throw up.

Guy1: I was whackin it so hard last night i puked.

Guy 2: oh you whack and yacked?

by spud the potatoe September 5, 2016