Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

Warrasangasilpa

The coolest kid ever and is far superior to his peers. Is capable of getting girls like crazy.

That Warrasangasilpa is a stud. Look at how he kicked Ryan's ass.

by Bob March 4, 2005

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell room door opening. When behind large locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but wil often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental sell block release.

Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"

by 1302 July 20, 2008

Viking Warrior

When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.

Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?

Dan: No. What happened?

Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!

by Kevin ZZZ February 19, 2010

Peaceful warrior

Someone who is willing to fight for their rights, but are also willing to do it with peace and love.

She who wishes to fight for peace, is a peaceful warrior.

by The_peace_keeper May 7, 2017