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Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.
Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.
by KingFringe November 12, 2016
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Social Justice Wankers

People who make complete asses of themselves, they lack in basic manners and respect for other people, making everything in life unfun (censoring anything of course), saying you or anyone who's got the wrong thinking is a bigot (any different opinions to them all because you are being an individual thinker), they believe they are making the world a better place by harassing/bullying people & still think they are good people in everything they do! (but not really)
MAN THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN (SMH)!?
by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020
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Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it
by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021
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Absolute fuckwit wankers

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014
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One Hit Wanker

Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.
"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"
by Dave Mate September 8, 2008
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yanker your wanker

it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler
tyler keeps yanking his wanker
by jack masturson June 9, 2004
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