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Fake-vegan

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan
by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019
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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.
Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.
by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024
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vegan

"Wow she's a vegan"
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
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Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022
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Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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