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Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.
Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”
by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
mugGet the Blinded Unicornmug.

Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
mugGet the gumdrops and unicornsmug.

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
by Unipress May 25, 2018
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Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019
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fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
by Flying away September 29, 2017
mugGet the fishing for unicornsmug.

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