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Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.
A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!
by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009
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Uncle Rock

A disturbed stepfather, who showed his new step daughter his cock one day at the Ranch.
"Uncle Rock, is that the horse's pee pee?" "Uh yeah it is, whats a matter, ya never seen a cock before, a horse cock?".
by UncleRock4u October 30, 2010
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Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.
He gave me an uncle richard.
by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018
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Goodbye Uncle Tom

RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.

It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.
"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."

"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."
by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012
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Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010
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uncle ed

When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.
John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.
by LR Buck January 4, 2009
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uncle boner

An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
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