Turtle Whore

Women who tease excesivly but are slower than old people fucking to give out.

Katie is such a Turtle Whore

by Rawr Cookie February 15, 2006

Jade Turtle

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.

'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"

by Dr Knob September 24, 2010

turtle butter

a condition for males in which their balls become very sweaty

after a long hot day i realized i had a bad case of turtle butter

by GingerKing1 June 2, 2011

turtle slap

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!
If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

by Joshilini June 29, 2007

jamaican sand turtle

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard

dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

by Privdonut April 2, 2008

Jamaican Turtle Wax

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.

My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

by Chris B and Mason B September 4, 2008

sea turtle

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008