turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.

My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.

by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023

Turbo

The one sent to burn it the fuck down and eradicate the Shesquatch / Yeti-Cunt-A-Sarus. He's nothing special but at the same time he is special. Alpha Male.

Man did you see that shit? He totally went Turbo on that shit.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

Turbografx

piece of shit bastard who thinks hes cool but he's actually smelly

Fuck Turbografx

by Road678 April 24, 2023

Turbo Lover

You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other

Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Turbo biff

Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake

Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran

Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff

by Nobgobble July 25, 2023