Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

deja tune

A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.

The new Taylor Swift song is playing on country 96.1 and hits 103.3. Talk about deja tune.

by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010

multi-tune

tuning more than one bitch at once
to get into multiple pairs of pants.

The act of tuning is to be really nice to a girl and tune her so she is ready for you to make a move and not reject you

To be on the multitune usually requires skill and many different technologies. it is most successful when the girls dont know each other

On facebook chat
Boy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Boy: <3

Simultaneously

On Sext
Boy: Hey babe
Girl 2: Hey
Boy: <3

Boy 2: Whats doing?
Boy: Not much just on the multi-tune
Boy 2: Get some !

by McGanga April 13, 2011

Fruity Tune

A song, either on a guy's MP3 player or CD, that is played within a group of male friends. This song is either a love or sad song. Usually these songs are played in a car. Since the guy who has the song on the MP3 player or the CD is confined by his group of friends, the friends will ridicule him. The song does not necessarily have to be fruity itself, but the fact that the guy is playing it in a car filled with his friends will automatically make it fruity.

*I Don't Want To Miss A Thing comes on*
Jeremy- Hahahaha you're seriously playing this song right now?!
Trevor- Dammit! Another fruity tune came on...
Derek- It's okay buddy. It's not like you're getting laid anytime soon anyways.

by ppg436 November 21, 2011

The Tundra

the sex position when both are on all fours and then they wrestle eachother;)

Hey what did yall do last night? Francesca and I totally did The Tundra like we were wild animals.

by Kittaaaay November 29, 2011

brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.

"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber

by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015