awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.

misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*

by tulipgirl January 24, 2011

tree thugger

aka the new age hippie, the badass hippie. the product of the combination of the hip hop and touring hippie festival cultures. commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull. tree thuggers often attend hippie music festivals, and are most commonly the ones that drugs should never be purchased from.

commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull

by Mikey Fitz November 7, 2008

the tree

(n.)

braintree, massachusetts.

see also btree;

where'd you guys go last night?
we went to the mall over in the tree.

by the boston anthony September 10, 2005

trust tree

A mythical place where no one rats on each other especially supervisors ratting out the knuckle dragers

Yes I had my PPE on Mr. Staid. Don’t worry where in the trust tree

by jakdarb May 11, 2018

Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.

Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.

by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010

Pittsburgh Pine Tree

The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

Nautical Three Step Process:

1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.

2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.

3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.

Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

Tree

It's also known as a penis. Just a more kinky way of saying dick. If you use this word with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you will surely get laid. It is more frequently used when it is between some homosexuals.

Landen: Hello darling. Would you like you be pleasured with my nice tree?

Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.

by Laynessa December 29, 2008