eiffel tower dick

To be put bluntly, a big dick

Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!

by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018

tower of not so much power

It is a stack of computers and other computer related equipment that is no longer of any use, but for which the owner is not willing or able to throw into the dumpster.

Holy cow, man! How many Ultra 5's are there in that tower of not so much power?!

by Andrew Sterling Hanenkamp November 13, 2004

the 2 towers

a space in the most dence city in the world

osaka in japan

by the queen April 26, 2003

liberal tolerance

A meme made up by right wing inbreds because liberals hurt their fee-fees.

"Liberal Tolerance" the meth popper whines, because he won't tolerate my bigotry while I wave my confederate flag."

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 28, 2017

sears tower

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

by Noah November 25, 2004

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006

Eiffel Tower

Sexual move where one man puts his penis in a girls mouth and the other guy puts it in her butt.

Cliff and Casey like to Eiffel Tower the C-Store girl.

by D-Money January 22, 2005