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Cheese touch 

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome
I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH
Cheese touch by cheese cheese April 15, 2022

Kosuke Touch 

The Kosuke touch is when Kosuke likes a female but they are alr dating someone, prior to this rejection the couple always breaks up
“I can’t date you Kosuke”
“Oh ok.”
*Kosuke Touch strikes (real)*
Kosuke Touch by NotAb_C0re November 4, 2022

Yogurt Touch 

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
Yogurt Touch by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

The Lucas Touch 

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
The Lucas Touch by SgtZim February 13, 2015

i didnt touch it so i dont pay 

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay
i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

Netflix and Not Touch 

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.
"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"
Netflix and Not Touch by Blucas02 February 8, 2017