Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up

“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”

by CloudBax November 16, 2025

main goon

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.

No way she is your main goon!

by ponabgulao April 21, 2025

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Goon

When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2

Goon

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024