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emo clown

someone who is emo and wears ALOT of eyeliner
that emo clown would looks like a racoon she/he wears so much eyeliner
by crazymusicdudette January 1, 2009
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Clown rap

A genre of music, like gangsta rap, where people put on clown masks and rap about shooting up schools, hating homosexuals, or killing people any more popular, successful, or happier than they are. Popular amongst white-trash, redneck goths, the main audience generally hangs out around southern, lower-class suburban malls. Insane Clown Posse is sort of like the Elvis or Jimi Hendrix of this music.
Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 1- "This music kicks ass! I hate homosexuals, people who don't smell like shit and popular kids! I just want to shoot them all, just like these clowns!"
Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 2- That's what clown rap is all about!
by Stinko "Moist Hole" Donnie September 4, 2009
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Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015
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Piss Clown

A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
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soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids
Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown
by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019
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Ass clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015
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Clown Soup

A soup made out of clowns. Their tears and souls are poured directly into a bowl for a hearty breakfast.
Hey, want some clown soup? Nah man that shit nasty
by MyDumbAssSister January 20, 2021
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