deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious

What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.

Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”

by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Tired

A man that has been pounded for too long.

Whoa Jimmy was tired after Jill

by I know what I know & it right January 26, 2019

Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Burning Tires

Anal sex.

Gino and Valenci got to burning tires and left the room smelling like a jimmy johns!

by Dockknocker12 May 19, 2023

3 tired

When you’ve been smokin some loud and is now high as fuck.

1.
- Dude, why ur eyes so damn red?
- I’m 3 tired bro
2.
- U also 3 tired, huh?
- Yeah, as f*ck

by Trilogy Euphoria May 29, 2019